October 10
31 Days of Halloween, My Skinny White Butt
Halloween is on a Saturday this month. That might not mean a lot to kids who are going to be done trick-or-treating by 8 p.m. or adults who define a holiday by its paid-day-off value.
But it means a lot to me. Halloween is my favorite holiday, and as a member of that cabal of adults who still love the childlike aspects of the imagination-firing holiday, I look forward to those years when it actually falls on a night that doesn’t involve me worrying about the following day. I can give candy to the kids, and not be concerned about showing up to Roger’s block party too late, the awkward guy arriving to a shindg that’s been over for two hours because everybody has to get up for work the next day.
But “adult Halloween” seems a little, erm, dead this year. The cable channels that usually run horror movies starting around the first of the month have been derelict – look, I love Anthony Hopkins’ Magic as much as the next die-hard, but AMC seems to have abandoned Fear Fridays completely, and Syfy (what’s up with that “redesign” BTW, I coulda killed it for half the price) is running pretty much regular programming under the false aegis of their Halloween-centric marketing plan. Yeah, they’re rolling out new shows like Stargate Universe, and new seasons of Sanctuary, but none of it is particularly horror-themed or Halloween-centric, so, you know … WTF?
I don’t ask for much. I sit through hours of bad horror movies looking for the kernel of originality or creativity – looking for something good to say about a genre that increasingly lends itself to dismissiveness. Because I LOVE IT. And I wait for Halloween to fall on a weekend night because I figure other horror-fied adults do the same, and will treat it with a little extra-special action because our schedules might permit. But nobody at all is stepping up this year; it’s as if Halloween is actually less important to grownups this time around, despite the fact that we’re going to be able to celebrate it with both our kids and our adult friends.
What, are you waiting for some federal grant or something? Your community, your state, your universe, your preferred television networks aren’t observing the season to your satisfaction? Do something about it, then.
Set up a ghost-story reading for kids of all ages, costumes and props and sound-effects and all.
Find a friendly theatre (you live in a Real Metropolitan Area, after all) and set up a day or two Halloween Horrorfilmfest, it’s probably not too late.
Or just sneak around at night scaring the shit out of strangers until you’re satisfied, or November 1st arrives, whichever comes first.