It’s A Nice Place To Visit, But I Wouldn’t Want To Die There
Vixen School Confidential
A Bullet For Your Thoughts
Night Of The Scorner
Gunpoint, Alaska
In For A Penny, Into The Ground
Song Of The Blunt Instrumentalist
Dark Was The Night, Particularly The Part Of It Where And When He Hacked Them To Pieces
(Apologies if any of these are actual [...]

Ever since the folks that produce mainstream horror movies decided that the obvious next step beyond torture porn was to “reimagine” the classics for a next-generation audience (not that they’re all bad – but the vast majority of ‘em are, yeah, pretty bad), I’ve been on the lookout for a foolproof remake pitch that nobody [...]

Color me psyched. Hardware, a psychotic robot-gone-haywire flick from 1990 about a dude who brings his girlfriend back a semi-cyborg head from the wastelands of post-apocalyptic when/wherever – and then it tries to KILL HER – is finally coming out on DVD.

Unlike a lot of the post-Alien/Terminator dregs that I admittedly still sit through on [...]